stephanie is: gloomy gloomy.

the vending machine here hates me, i swear. my food is always getting stuck so i either have to pay twice or got get a big person to kick it. it also likes to spit my dollars out when i have no change and say “use exact change beotch!”.

today i went to get a 50 cent bag of pretzals to settle my stomach. i put my dollar in and chose “B1” for pretzals and it went “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! make another selection.” i push “B1” again and it goes “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! make another selection.” i push the money return and it just stares at me. bah. so i got a granola bar for 60 cents. i think the extra dime finally satisfied the evil greedy vending machine.

update – maple brown sugar granola bars taste like ass.

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  1. hehe… i remember back…

    …when i worked at adcore.com we used to get breakfast delivered for free there every moring – all kinds of bagels and croissants… and all drinks were free (water, juice, coffe, cappucino, tea, etc)…heh. that was kinda nice. so i had not to bother with some stupid vending machines. lol
    🙂
    love,
    Moonsis

  2. Vending Machines are a scam. They trick you into inserting more and more coins, so that you think that you are getting food. Really, you just end up feeding them with coins.

    ** SUSPEND DISBELIEF – DON’T USE VENDING MACHINES **

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