stephanie is: 
amused…
BAHAHA…. i nearly snorted outload when i read this. i went to thespark.com’s latest thinger which is supposed to make you sound mean and badass. i put in one of today’s entries… this one here:
danny says that simba keeps inching towards where china is sleeping. simba can always tell when anyone is sick or in pain. he always comes and comforts me. he can’t resist!
i am starving! dying, i tell you! i ate my yogurt and now i am starting in on my lunch… doh! ima have to go out and buy some food this afternoon at this rate. i really want firebeandip from don pablos… mmmmm…. *drool*
it became this:
danny says that simba keeps inching towards where the fuck china is sleeping. Listen up, you are a wanna-be reamed bitch. simba can always tell when anyone is sick or in pain. I should fuck your neck. he always comes and comforts my stupid ass. he can’t resist!
i am starving! dying, i tell you and your sluts! i ate my fucking yogurt and now i am starting in on my fucking lunch… doh! ima have to fuckin’ go out and buy some food this bullshit afternoon at this bullshit rate. What’s wrong with you? i really want firebeandip from don pablos… I should neglect your ass. mmmmm…. *drool*
hehehe… i am going to start randomly saying things like that in the middle of conversations. i’m gonna fuck your neck! do you think people would notice?
LMAO!!! that is way to good!!
wendy here is part of yours:
10:21 am – I am so god-damn fucking angry
I was looking at the fucking classifieds in the fucking paper yesterday and that bastard kinda worried my stupid ass… For the fucking first time ever I didn’t see any techie type jobs. You are a fuckhead. I hope this bullshit is just this bullshit once. You are a pussy. Come this bullshit fall I need a goddamn job. I am afraid I will have to work at Wal-Mart or somewhere like that until I can find a motherfucking real job, or at least one that I went to fuckin’ school for, Network Administration… You are a cream-filled fuckhead. That bastard’s also (in addition to the fact that you’re a bastard) kinda sad that I am not even really sure fucking what kinda job my bloody degree will get my stupid ass… I dunno, Steph has been thinking about going freelance and that piece of shit just makes my stupid ass worry about finding jobs… You are a fuckmonster. Burn in HELL Steph! hehe
that is too funny!!!
You are a cream-filled fuckhead does the cream filled part make it sound sweeter? heeh
i so love that thing. brock and i always send each other stuff from there. I burned his mission statement for work one time and sent that to him. I can’t remember laughing so hard. I was crying and my stomach hurt for the rest of the day. People were coming over to see what was the matter.
that’s toooooooo funny!!
ima go try it!
hehe
Cream-Filled Fuck Head…LMFAO!!!!
How the hell do you fuck a neck? Are there going to be x-tra chins or aleast wrinkles..eeewwww!! 🙂
Re: Cream-Filled Fuck Head…LMFAO!!!!
You rip their head off and take indecent liberties with their esophagus 🙂
Ohhh, good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that 🙂
Another source for “translations” …
That looks like a new variant of the UNIX “dialect filter” script — see http://www.shortbus.net/dialect.html for the old collection (Valley Girl, Jethro, Jive, etc.)
Using the “Jethro” filter:
danny sez that simba keeps inchin towards wheuh china is sleepin. simba c’n always tell when anyone is ailin’ ore in pain. he always comes and comforts me. he can’t resist. Ye DAWGies!!!
(Obviously there are limitations to the scripts…)