according to thespark.com i can expect to die on:
July 9, 2046
at the age of 69 years old.
on that date i will most likely die from:
Cancer (52%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
2046 sounds like it’s so far away… but it’s not. scary!
I get to die on Valentines Day in the year 20xx at the ripe old age of 79 with the likely cause being auto-fellatio (which I believe has something to do with the tailpipe of a car).
Fortunately, I do not have hairy nipples which would likely have knocked 10 years off my life.
This test is MUCH better than http://www.deathwatch.com … hehehe I got an extra 6 years from these guys.
PS … Thank you so much for the card !!!
sorry the thank you’s were so late! i was slow to buy stamps…
ha.
i had a 89% chance of dying of cancer.. i dont remember when though. i did it like awile back.. yea.. ha.
wow
according to my results [i took the test about 4 mo. ago] we are going to die in the same year! though i am going to die on valentine’s day…
2015
Apparently I’m going to die November 14, 2015 at the ripe old age of 41. Here’re the %’s:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (7%)
Heh heh! Well, I guess I better get crackin’ and have some FUN!!! 🙂
I, um, think, um, that autoerotic asphyxiation, is more like a, um, problem, um, amongst males… 😉
BTW, thanks for the Thank You card! I’ve got the magnets on the fridge as we speak (or should that be, “as I type”?) 🙂
“the little death”
results:
June26, 2039 (69 years)
26% cancer
10% alien abduction
8% heart attack
8% homocide
6% 3rd degree burns
Personally, I think the order of percentage is reversed… 🙂
May 30, 2049 at teh age of 78
8% chance of dying by alien abduction, hope its that robot lady on star trek! hehe