 
Alien Information
Sey Eynrohicans are a race of frisky aliens living in the Xesefas system. Scientists
believe that the Sey Eynrohicans' habit of nodding is due to the fact that
their planet is built on a funny tilt. They prefer warm, dry climates and love lime
flavored gatorade. They also have a long list of odd bodily functions- the most
annoying of which is the un-controllable urge to continuously scream
"Mu hu hu ha ha ha!" while going to the bathroom.
Sey Eynrohicans' mosty eat "seitnap" while in the Xesefas system.
Here on Earth, they are content to feed on whipped-cream covered bowling balls and
maraschino cherries.
The Sey Eynrohicans here in our center need you (They really *really* need you!). Please adopt one today before they eat all the green m&ms.
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