 
Alien Information
These Inoreppepians orphans come from a marshy planet 7.14 million light years away.
While extremely culturally diverse, most choose to live in the damp capitol city
of Faol Taem'tew. These loveable huggable meat martians often become
depressed, but they do seem to cheer up when shown Chris Farley videos.
Inoreppepians secrete a lavender gel on their food to digest it externally,
so tell mom to roll up all of those nice persian rugs... these little cuties are
MESSY! The specialty dish in Faol Taem'tew is a pungent dish of "skcosmyg".
Here on Earth, they are content to feed on root-beer, slim jims, and pickled eggs.
The Inoreppepians here in our center need your cheer. Please adopt one today- if we have to watch that crazy deer scene in "Black Sheep" one more time, we'll go nuts!
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