 
Alien Information
The Hsifumeys are a race of alien death fish (this name is a misnomer however.
For some reason, an ancient explorer thought it would be funny to give these
harmless love creatures the "death fish" moniker, and it has stuck ever since).
Hsifumeys come from the underwater planet Sbarcevahi.
They have the overall vocabularly, shirt size, and appetite of an Earth emu. And
strangely enough, both species scored about the same when given
cross-referenced IQ tests. The
Hsifumeys are comfortable living here on Earth in your teapot or toilet.
Hsifumeys love to eat Sbarcevahian "tridtsuj". Here on Earth, they are content
to feed on instant mashed potato flakes, and congealed ovaltine.
The Hsifumeys here in our center need your warmth. Please adopt one today- we *really* need to pee.
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