 
Alien Information
These Daehggeii orphans come from a race of intergalactic orthadontic specialists from the planet Namrekca. They enjoy violent movies, emergancy room doc-u-dramas, and "Cop Rock". Daehggeii eat a lot of tough, stringy meats and have a weakness for hard candy, which has been known to destroy all of their teeth before they age 2 Earth years. Their favorite food on Namrekca is a mammal called called "revil-ym". Here on Earth, they are content to feed on Mcdonold's cheesburgers and human noses.
The Daehggeii here in our center need your hospitality. Please adopt one today before we run out of cheeseburgers.
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