best. email. ever.

stephanie is: weave-a-rrific weave-a-rrific…
From: XXXXX <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: The Ricki Lake Show
I love your hair!!
Hi! My name is XXXXX, I’m an associate producer with the Ricki Lake Show. I’m in pre-production for a show we’re taping next week – it’s called ” Weave Wars”– and I would love to talk with you and see if you would be interested in being a part of the show. I know this is last minute, but it’s such a great opportunity- let me tell you a little about it. It’s a competition amongst Fantasy Hair stylists. They battle it out to see who has mastered the art and come out most creative. Another part of our show is weave makeovers- people who wear their hair funky and creative on an everyday basis and would allow us to give them a makeover with a more tame look, including weave in their hair but with a more conservative hairdo. Ha! Does it sound like fun? I hope it does! It’s also an ALL expense paid trip to NYC for you and your friend or family member that wants you to “tone it down”- (but it’s just for the show- you can go back to your unique look after the show!). If you’re interested, you would need to be available to fly out on Tuesday, February 17th, and you would return on Thursday, February 19th. It’s all expense paid and we also give each guest $50 cash for each night they are in NYC. Call me ASAP- If you are interested!!

Talk to you soon,
XXXXX

Associate Producer
Sony Pictures Television
The Ricki Lake Show
[email protected]
XXX-XXX-XXXX

WEAVE WARS ASHJWGD!@%^#@!!!

i didn’t know that show was still on… my weave could be famous! too bad i have to work. heh. a little more notice there, people. my weave can’t drop everything at a moments notice to fly off to NYC…

if you got the impression i’d actually want to do this, then you missed my sarcasm.

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