stephanie is: feeling lighter feeling lighter…

(so this is probably far more infomation than any of you want to know, but fuck you – this is my journal.)

sweet jeebus! i think i just lost 10 pounds! i went poopie for like 3 seconds and it was at least a foot long. good greif – where was all that hiding?! ahhh i feel nice and empty…

hehe. so neener to all the people who hate when other write about poo in their own personal journals. get a life. everybody poops (and i just happen to be the poop master! awww yea!)

ahem, so anyway… back to work. and YES, i did wash my hands with soap. i’m not gross or anything…

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  1. well i must admit I can relate to that.

    frankly I think it feels grrrreat!

    okay I have grossed myself out now and dont want to think about it hehe
    oh by the way-stephamonkey- you gotta see this glorious site- I got a kick out of it. good poopy fun. ( okay I am juvenile)
    Poop lj. Its a beautiful thing.

  2. load off your mind :)) hehehehe

    no insult meant steph…that was too funny…I was laughing my ass off…my son…speaking of big poops…I swear to gawd he holds it in and then takes a huge one that would make a normal person scream…..I have no clue…he is ten…whats up with that? heheehhe thanks for the chuckle

  3. it’s a personal dislike of mine when people discuss their bowel movements in their journals. (i think it interesting that no man has done this yet that i have seen. is it because women like to discuss their bodies? i don’t know. it’s an interesting thing though.)or when people show pictures of their rotting teeth. or when people discuss in detail a surgery, or accident. or when people give spoilers to events like movies without warnings. i try to skip over these topics as quickly as possible.

    but that is just me. and i don’t give people hell for it. i merely cringe to myself and rant to close friends. 😀 (“ANOTHER POO ENTRY! AUUUGH!!!”) i’m sure other people have things they would rather not read in other’s journals as well.

    i mean, carry on with the poo talk if you like. i personally couldn’t imagine talking about my poo in a place like my website. that is toomuchinfo for me. heh. but, like i said, that is me.

    “The painting features a figure standing in the shade of a deciduous tree and defecating while staring at its butt and exclaiming “OH DEAR! NO-THING IS COMING OUT OF MY BUTT AGAIN!!” While at first glance the substance of the painting may appear comical or even lewd, paintings of this sort are commonly created to convey revelations from successful zazen sessions. In this work, B. Warrick lives up to expectations and conveys an illusion-busting satori-pushing rollercoater ride!”

  4. My god steph…………:)

    Did you like pass out after dropping such a huge load or did the toilet overflow????? And how many rolls of toilet paper did you go thru??……LOL…..JUST JOKING……:)

  5. you roq!

    I am personally ecstatic every time I see a poo entry on someone’s journal. I admire people who have the guts (heh) to post about taboo bodily functions. (but it’s not a fetish or anything, don’t worry) We all do it, why can’t we talk about it?

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